“My friends have always been the best of me”

Mia, 20. lover of poetry and dystopian novels, heavy metal music, goth clothing, bdsm, coffee, cigarettes and whiskey.
You want me to shake hands with you in hell, i will not disapoint.

pizza:

i probably shouldn’t be posting this on here but the year 9’s at my school went on survival camp in the bush last week and a girl got suspended because she was caught in one of the boys tents giving him a blow job

(via missed-0pportunitties)

itsajensenthing:

allesandraq:

casexuality:

mishasminions:

aneswinchester:

#I LOVE WHEN DEAN IS SAM’S DAD

ACTUALLY, DEAN IS SAM’S MOMMY

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perfectly dysfunctional family

It also shows why Sam is so defiant to John W. John didn’t raise Sam, what right does he have to tell him how to live his life? Dean raised him. John W was more like the… distant Uncle that had custody of Dean and Sam.

John might be Sam’s biological father, but he didn’t raise him. Dean did. 

(Source: pineappleofeden, via the-consultingtimelord-of-bagend)

You people must be getting sick of my face.

You people must be getting sick of my face.

For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a thousand cocks. Suck a million cocks. There’s no such thing as a slut. That’s just a lie they told you born out of male anxiety. Anxiety about adultery and misattributed paternity.

Sex isn’t sinful either, though you can trace a lot of sexual repression and misogyny back to the Abrahamic religions. Before Emperor Constantine tried to replace the pagan religions with Christianity, they used to have sex in church. Sacred prostitution. Happened a lot in Mesopotamia, for example. And the Mesopotamians weren’t stupid either. They invented the fucking wheel.

It’s your body to do with as you please. If anyone tries to dictate a dick limit to you, they’re trying to take ownership of your body. And that’s slavery. If they call you a slut, that’s slavery. And I refuse it. Suck an infinite number of cocks for all I care. Just enjoy it.

  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

ohayimsunny:

dropkicks:

in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.

that’s beautiful

(via tasha-rawrr)

lotrlockedwhovian asked: Oh my goodness, your picture...have you ever seen Hotel Transylvania? You look just like the vampire girl Mavis! :)

Awr thank you so much ! I haven’t but I have a list of things to see after my exams I’ll add it on :) thanks lovely !